Suddenly Homestuck RPG
Autor: Mei_Ilan
[EDIT] Um den Überblick nicht zu verlieren, habe ich jetzt nochmal neu sortiert und allen Chat-Logs überschriften gegeben.
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Tavros the ladies' man
Das Eridan-Problem
Rollenverteilung
Tavros => Meiri-chan
Nepeta => abgemeldet
Karkat => Midousuji-kun
Sollux => Ich
Dave => Ich
John => Midousuji-kun
Wa2p War
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dude, mu2iic ii2 niice an real 2weet of u. but my iinternet hate2 youtube. =/
yEAH i NOTICED YOU FLYING ON AND OFF, wHAT THE HECK'S WRONG WITH YOUR CONNECTION? mAKES ME WORRY }: ( iit'2 the bee2 theyre haviing a war wiith the wa2p2 from the guy next door. fuckiing wa2p2. who ii2 2tupiid enough two use wa2p2 for a computer. theyre a2 reliiable a2 2erket ii2 a 2weet liitle priince22.[
oH NO, tHATS REALLY NO GOOD, mAYBE YOU COULD HELP THEM SOMEHOW, tHOUGH MESSING WITH WASPS ISN'T EASY, i MEAN WASPS ARE,,, sORT OF THE PSYCHOPATHS AMONG ANIMALS,, u CAN TRY TALKING TO THEM BUT IT'S NO USE AT ALL, tHEY HAVE NO SENSE AND WON'T LISTEN,, i'M REALLY WORRIES IT MIGHT BECOME DANGEROUS FOR YOUR BEES,,, no worriie2. my bee2 are 2ome bada22 motherfucker2. they can handle a bunch of bulliiewa2p2. iit'2 ju2t that theyre a liittle pre-occupiied due two the war. and thu2 my connectiion ii2 haviinf the nas2tiie2t hiiccup in hystory of nasty hiiccup2. and then the owner of the wa2p2. really what a fucker. tHEN i'M RELIEVED, yOU REALLY HAVE SOME AWESOME BEES THERE }: ) tO MANAGE AT LEAST SOME SORT OF CONNECTION WHILE HAVING A WAR,lOOKS LIKE TEY'RE WINNING, i GUESS, yOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW
yeah. told u theyre bada22. that'2 why the dude next door wa2 here riight now. complaiiniing about how my bee2 are genoziidiing hii2 2orry wa2p2. after ii piinned hiim two the ceiiliing wiith my psiioniic2 he wa2 niice enough two leave me the fuck alone, mumbliing 2omethiing about tryiing bumblebee2 next tiime. what a noob.wa2p war 2 aka 2aviing empora
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dude, not that ii don't thiink ure pa2t-tiime actiiviitiie2 aren't cool or 2omethiing but weren't u 2uppo2ed two learn?
hUH,, uH YEAH, yEAH i WAS BUT, uH YESTERDAY BECAUSE THE,, tHING,,, eXAM WAS TODAY AND IS, wELL, kIND OF ALREADY OVER
afk have two re2tart
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wELCOME BACK
he thx. ju2t got pe2tered by nepeta. 2he 2ure ha2 a kiink for rpiing.
i SEE, aH YES, aND SHE LIKES TO POUNCE PEOPLE, tHATS TRUE, bUT WHAT SHE WRITES IS USUALLY QUITE, uH, nICE i THINK
yeah, iit'2 cute. iit'2 ju2t alway2 2o 2urprii2iing when 2he 2uddenly pe2ter2 2omeone wiith her rp2.
iF EVEN YOU ARE A LITTLE STARTELED BY IT, i GUESS SO,,, aND SOMETIMES i'VE A HARD TIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT REASON SHE WAS PESTERING FOR FROM THE START,,, uH WELL, i MEAN LIKE IN HER TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT BUT GETTING SIDETRACKED,,, bUT i GUESS THATS ALSO JUST KIND OF CATLIKE?
oh yeah, or why 2he even bothered to pe2ter u at all, whiile not haviing any iimportant rea2on what2oever. ii mean riight now, 2he want2 two play hiide and 2eek. 2eriiou2ly.
sHE MUST BE BORED THEN, uH,,, dOESN'T THAT USUALLY LEAD TO HER FUZZING OVER QUADRANTS? uUH, i REMEMBER TALKING TO HER ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT ONCE,,, iT WAS,, kIND OF WEIRD
Oh dear! ii hope not! la2t tiime we ha a quadrand-talk 2he triied to conviince me, that empora would be the perfect kii2me2ii2 iif only ii would let hiim. that 2cared the 2hiit outta me.
uH, bUT AT LEAST IT IS SORT OF IMAGINABLE HOW SHE GOT THAT IDEA, i MEAN, uH NOT THAT IT WOULD MAKE ANYTHING BETTER OR STUFF, bUT UHM, iSN'T HE THE TYPE TRYING ANYWAY, dESPITE WHAT YOU'D LIKE?
...ure treadiing very thiin iice riight now.
i, i'M NOT SAYING i THINK IT SHOULD BE THAT WAY, uH SURELY NOT, tHAT IS NOTHING FOR ME TO MAKE GUESSES ABOUT OR STUFF, i MEAN i CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE TO HAVE DARKER FEELINGS FOR ANYONE, uUH SO,,,
i WAS MERELY WORRYING, i GUESS
.... worryiing about what? me gettiing dark feelliing2 for that hiip2ter or empora gettiing dark feeliing2 for me?
uH RATHER HIM BEING TOO,,,uHM ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT ANY FEELINGS, wHICH IS QUITE LIKELY i GUESS, uH THOUGH i THINK, nO, i KNOW YOU CAN HANDLE COMPLETELY FINE ON YOUR OWN, iT WOULD PROBABLY BE, yOU NOW, uH NOT NICE
u don't say. not niice a2 iin epmora 2howiing up at my hiive at the craziie2t tiime2 of day, ju2t two tell me how much he fuckiing hate2 me and a2kiing me, iif ii'm free for the re2t ofthe day?
yAH, pRETTY MUCH THAT SORT OF NOT NICE, bUT STUFF LIKE THAT MIGHT JUST BE THE, uH VERY TOP OF THE HIVE
great.
ju2t fuckiing great. excu2e me, whiile ii drown my2elf iin miind honey... fuck.
wHOA WHAT NO WAIT, pLEASE, mIND HONEY CAN'T BE A SUITABLE SOLUTION FOR THIS,,, uH, eVEN THOUGH i DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT IT DOES, bUT, uH, nEVERMIND THAT, dROWNING MOST DEFENITELY IS NOT, uH
calm ure horn2. ii won't drown me, not yet. but ii 2ure liike two drown a certaiin 2eadweller, that kept annoyiing me for week2 now. 2eriiou2ly ii'm 2o clo2e two ju2t giive the fuck iin, two get my peace of miind.
oK, fOR THE FORMER i GUESS,, mH FOR THE LATTER i DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY IDEA EITHER,, sEEMS LIKE ERIDAN SURE CAN BE PERSISTENT,,, uH i REMEMBER THERE WAS A TIME i HEARD VRISKA NAGGING A LOT ABOUT THE VERY SAME,, sORT OF, uH, iF i UNDERSTOOD HER SORTA-SUBTLE-INSULTING THING RIGHT, tHAT IS
oh gog! he'2 here agaiin! he'2 here. gog can't he leave me the fuck alone!? quiick, tav. giive me an excu2e why ii can't open the door!
hE WHAT? oH NO, oK UHM,, uHM, YOU'RE SICK? oR UHM ALREADY HAVE VISITORS,, nO THATS NOT GOOD, uH MAYBE A WASP WAR AGAIN? aNYTHING REALLY TERRIBLE THAT WOULDN'T MAKE HIM WANT TO ENTER? ,,uH, sORRY
tav, ure a fuckiing geniius. the wa2p-2tory had hiim 2o confu2ed that he went home two google the term wa2p-war two.
uH, rEALLY? oH THATS GOOD, tHAT MEANS YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR PEACE AT LEAST FOR NOW, i'M GLAD
yeah. let2 ju2t hope, he doe2n't get any weiird iideas, liike openiing a traiiniing2camp for battle bee2 or 2tuf liike that. ii can't leave my eye2 of that a22hole for a miinute.
hUUH, i CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIS IDEAS IN GENERAL BUT AT LEAST i THINK HE'S NOT ONE FOR TRAINING ANY ANIMALS, uH i GUESS i KNOW ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT AT LAEST, aND, uH IT PROBABLY WON'T END WELL IF HE TRIES
good. don't want hiim two keep hangiing around my hiive, sociialiiziing wiith my bee2.
oh gog. don't tell me... u won't gue22 what'2 happeniing out there! Empora came back, wiith 2ome kind of 2moke-weapon ma22-kiilliing my neiighbour2 wa2p2. ha2 he gone nut2 completely!?
i THOUGHT HE WASN'T GOOD WITH ANIMALS, bUT THAT HE'D GO THAT FAR,,, oH NO
[17.02.2012 22:53:18] Meiri: uH WHERE DID HE GET THAT THING FROM ANYWAY?
ii don't wanna know. ugh. now he'2 griiniing up herem a2 iif he'2 expectiing 2ome kiind of herowor2hiip from me. what am ii, a fuckiing troll-dii2ney priince22!?
uH, iN HIS TERMS HE, uH, wAS PROBABLY JUST GETTING RID OF POTENTIAL RIVALS RIGHT NOW? uH BUT THATS NOT SOME KIND OF RP SITUATION, nO GOOD, i HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE'S, uHM THINKING
potentiial riival2!? oh gog.
uH WELL, pROBABLY, yEAH
ii gue22 ii need two move. maybe ii can cra2h iin at kk2 hiive or 2omethiing. oh gog. why me!?
i HAVE NO, uH ANSWER FOR THAT, bUT MAYBE HE'LL GIVE UP IN TIME
let'2 hope that. ii really don't want two have anythiing two do wiith fii2hface.
ugh, great, now he got hiim2elf 2tiinged. that noob.
uh... tav... do you happen two know, how 2omeone look2 iif he ii2 allergiic two wa2p-2tiing2? ii mean liike.... doe2 he turn a funny color in the face and make2 liike... 2trange breathiing 2ound2 all of a 2udden?
uH OH,,, yES HE DOES AND, uHM WHATEVER PART WAS STUND SWELLS REALLY BAD AND, uH, sOL, iF THATS THE CASE YOU, uH SHOULD PROBABLY HELP HIM BECAUSE HE MAY BE UNABLE TO BREATHE AT ALL IN AN INSTANT
2hiit.
oh gog. what do ii do. 2hiit! doe2 he have two go dyiing iinfront of my hiive of all place2!? 2hiit, tav, what do ii do!? ii mean ii got hiim up here and put 2ome cooliing 2tuff on hii2 2tiing but 2hiit!
i REALLY, uH SUGGEST MEDICAL TREATMENT FOR HIM, dO YOU HAVE ANY ANTIDOTE IN YOUR HIVE? lIKE SOMETHING AGAINST BEESTINGS OR MAYBE SOME STIMULANTS FOR WHEN YOU HAVE TO STAY AWAKE LONG? i, uH THINK THE STUFF IN THERE WOULD HELP FOR A FIRST, tHOUGH IT MAY NOT QUITE BE THE COMPLETE RIGHT ONE,,,
oh. okay. riight ii got thii2. ii've got ton2 of antiidot2 agaiin2t bee 2tiing2 and 2timulant2, u 2ay? u thiink a biit miind honey would do the triick? 2hiit. no. ii got thii2. damn u, empora! don't u dare go dyiing on me, here!
yOU CAN DO IT SOL, uH YES, BEE POISON IS NOT QUITE THE SAME AS A WASP'S BUT, uH i GUESS IT SUFFICEC IN AN EMERGENCY, uH AS i SAID i DON'T KNOW HOW MIND HONAY WORKS EXACTLY BUT i GUESS AS LONG AS IT KINDA POWERS HIS CIRCUIT IT SHOULD WORK OUT, sORRY THATS THE BEST i COULD THINK OF SO FAST
okay... he'2 breathiing normally agaiin. 2hiit. that 2cared the liiviing hell outa me. a2 2oon a2 he ii2 conciiou2 agaiin, he'2 iin for 2ome hell lot of a yelliing, ii tell u.
uH GOOD, tHAT SURE WAS SHOCKING, hE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW RECKLESS HE'S BEEN,, tHEN AGAIN HE PROBABLY ALSO DIDN'T KNOW HE'S ALLERGIC,,, bUT ANYWAY, yOU SAVED HIS LIFE NOW }: )
yeah ii... 2hiit.
uH,wELL, mAYBE HE'S THANKFUL, oNCE HE WAKES UP, hE SURE SHOULD BE, uH i THINK
no 2hiit. he better be. ugh, ii really 2aved hiim diidn't ii? oh gog. iif nepeta ever hear2 of thii2 i'll never gonna hear the end of thii2.
yUP, yOU DID, mH THOUGH i GUESS HE WON'T GO AROUNG BRAGGING ABOUT THAT ANYWAY, pROBABLY,,
hopefully...
ugh. fiine he'2 awake and all. ii can clearly hear that. fuckiing fii2hface.
oH OKAY, bUT HE REALLY SHOULD STAY, uHM SOMEWHAT CALM AND ALL NOW, hIS CONDITION IS PROBABLY NOT THE BEST FOR RAMBLING AROUND,,
uh... ii2 iit enough iif ii keep hiim floatiing clo2e two the ceiiliing for now? cau2e he wa2 really comiing two fuckiing clo2e riight now.
uH, aS LONG AS IT KEEPS HIM CALM, i GUESS,, iT IS BEST FOR HIS HEALTH, yOU COULD SAY?
okay. great. ju2t 2o we're clear. ii ju2t 2aved hiim cau2e ii'm 2uch a fuckiing niice guy. iit ha2 nothiing two do wiith any potentiially po22iible black feeliing2 or the liike. u got me?
yES OF COURSE, yOU SAVED HIM BECAUSE IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO IN THAT SITUATION, aND YOU MANAGED IT COMPLETELY, uH OUT OF THE BLUE, tHAT'S PRETTY COOL i'D SAY
ehehe. yeah. ii'm pretty cool. ii gue22 ii let the fii2hface down now. hii2 whiiniing ii2 giiviing me a miigraiine.
uHUH }: D yOU SURE ARE, rIGHT, nO USE IN SAVING ONE WHEN ANOTHERS GETS HURT AGAIN, uH, iT IT OKAY NOW, rIGHT? cAUSE i FEAR i GOTTA GO NOW AND, uH JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
yeah. he'2 totally fiine. the 2ame fii2hy a22hole a2 u2ual. no need two worry. till later then, tav-
oKAY, i HOPE HE DOESN'T GIVE YOU A MIGRAINE, aND IS AT LEAST A BIT GRATEFUL,
sEE YOU, sOL }: D
Tavros, the ladies' man
Der folgende CHat-Log dreht sich um dieses Bild.
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yo, tav my man! what diid ii hear about u and the giirl2?
uH HI SOL, i DON'T KNOW, wHAT UH, eXACTLY DID YOU HEAR?
ii heard u and 2erket and tez had iit goiing on. really, man. ii knew you were 2mooth, but even ii diidn't expect thii2 from u!
uH, aH, wELL,,, yOU KNOW,,, tHAT WAS SOMEWHAT, dIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN, aND UH, nOT WHAT YOU WOULD ECPEXT, uH OR ANYONE WOULD i GUESS
u don't say. well ii sure diidn't expect my be2t bro, twi be 2uch a ladykiiller for 2ure. u never faiil two 2urpri2e me, tav.
well anyway2. ii gtg. 2tiill have 2ome code2 two wriite. ju2t wanted two let u know, that ii'm proud about ure developement iin the ladiie2 departement. way two go, man!
uUH i REALLY DON'T NOW IF THAT'S THE WAY TO CALL IT, iT REALLY WAS NOT LIKE IT LOOKED,, i THINK, i i GUESS i HAVE TO, uH, eITHER DO A LOT OF EXPLAINING OR, uUH i'M NOT SURE HOW TO TAKE THIS,,,
bUT,, tHANK YOU, i GUESS?
sEE YOU LATER
no experiiment2 iin the eveniing
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hey diidn't we agree, you'd do no experiiments iin the late eveniing agaiin? don't want a 2nd fuckiing piie-iinciident.
hrmmmm i want my pillowwww... u can u2e my lap, kk. but promii2e: no more experiiment2. OK OK NO MORE EXPERIMENTS fiine. that'2 what ii wanted two hear. no, doe2 my great leader 2tiill need a piillow? NO BUT A BLANKET ii have two. ii don't miind 2chariing. want me two briing one over? *nod* he²!*comes over with the blancket*
*sits behind you and wraps us both in the blanckets, hugging you*
ith thith better?
*leans on sollux*
much better
*rests chin on KKs head*
You look tired, kk. You should thleep.
*starts caressing kks arms with his fingers*
*closes eyes*
AND YOU?
*opens them again then, looking at his arms*
*smiles*
what about me?
*feigns innocence*
*fondles kks wrists teasingly*
WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN I SLEEP?
*tries to look up*
Relakth, kk. I won't do anything... more, than I'm doing now.
*chuckles lightly*
*presses his chin a little harder on kk's head to prevent him from looking up*
HRMMMMM...
WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP?
*grin broadens*
Well, iif you don't want to thleep, what do you want to do then?
I DON'T KNOW. ANY IDEA?
*halts in his movements*
*nuzzles KK's hair slightly*
Yeth. apparrently I have quite thome ideath.
*looks at sollux' hand again*
TELL ME.
how two calm youre crabby boyfriiend
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ich mag grade karkat sein ajhsvdfjhasbfkbe CAPSLOCK
von miir au2 kann2t du iimmer kk 2eiin, 2olange du meiin kk bii2t. <3
GRAAAAAHHHH DAS IST EXTREM FRUSTRIEREND
*patta* mach diir niicht2 drau2. 2päte2ten2 morgen geht'2 be2tiimmt wiieder.
ICH HOFFE ES SONST KNALLTS HIER GEWALTIG
al2 wenn da2 gro22 wa2 ändern würde.
ruhiig bleiiben. du ha2t iimmernoch miich. reiicht doch.
WENN ICH DICH NICHT HAETTE DANN HAETTE ICH WOHL SCHON LAENGST IN DEN TISCH GEBISSEN
na da2 wäre mal eiin anbliick gewe2en. würde miich brennend iintere22iieren, wiie du diie bii222puren deiinem lu2u2 erklärt hätte2t.
dabeii dachte iich iimmer kanaya wäre hiier die beii22wütiige.
ICH MOECHTE NICHT WISSEN WAS DIE AUS FRUST TUT
iich denke, da können wiir alle getro22t drauf verziichten.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM A FUCKING GENIUS. ICH HABE ALLE EINSTELLUNGEN GEAENDERT UND KOMME JETZT VON MALAYSIA ABER ES GEHT WIEDER
okay. iich wage e2 kaum zu fragen, aber wa2 hat deiin fal2cher ethnii2cher hiintergrund miit deiinem iinternet zu tun?
ICH WEISS ES NICHT ICH HABE ES NUR AUS VERZWEIFLUNG GETESTET UND ES HAT FUNKTIONIERT
okay. und du bii2t diir 2iicher, da22 e2 niicht eiinfach miit dem neu2tart zu tun hat?
NEIN WEIL ICH DEN LAPTOP UND MEIN INTERNET DAVOR SCHON DREI MAL NEU GESTARTET HABE
okay. 2elt2am
JA DAS FINDE ICH AUCH. UND SEHR GRUSELIG.
jap. be2onder2 vor dem hiintergrund der aktuellen acta-dii2ku22iion
JA DESWEGEN FINDE ICH WITZE DARUEBER GRADE ECHT NICHT WITZIG
ABER JETZT BRAUCHE ICH ERSTMAL FLUFF
fluff, huh? kann iich da iirgendwiie behiilfliich seiin? <3
EVENTUELL <3
eventuell ii2t eiin bii22chen ungenau fiinde2t du niicht? <3
HAETTEST DU VORSCHLAEGE?
iich weii2 auch niicht 2o genau... iich meiine, wa2 könnte meiinen kk denn jetzt wohl glückliich machen?
*snuggle*
EIN WENIG SOLLUX?
oh? naja, miit eiin weniig 2ollux kann iich be2tiimmt au2helfen. <3
*kisses forhead*
OH WIE GÜTIG
*anlehn*
he²! aber nur weiil du e2 bii2t, kk.
*Nacken kraul*
*prrrrrrr*
DAS IST GUT...
*kicher*
freut iich da2 e2 diir gefällt.
*eins deiner Hörnchen küss*
*schauder*
LASS DAS...
*smirk*
wa2 meiin2t du?
*leicht übers Hörnchen leck*
*zieht die Schultern hoch*
D-DAS MEINE ICH
*kicher*
du bii2t niiedliich, kk. <3
*hört natürlich nicht auf*
*versucht, sich zu lösen*
ICH BIN NICHT NIEDLICH
*hält kk eisern fest*
nagut, dann bii2t du eben niicht niiedliich. dann bii2t du halt 2ü22. 2o 2ü22, da22 man niicht genug von diir kriiegt.
*knabbert leicht am Horn*
HNNNNNGH
*sich in dem Halt etwas wind*
SOLLUX...
anwe2end.
*hält kurz inne*
*murrt*
HAST DU ETWAS VOR?
*lacht leise*
kk, iich habe iimmer etwa2 vor. eiin mann ohne plan briingt e2 niicht weiit iim leben.
*hebt kk's kopf am Kinn an*
aber iim augenbliick plane iich nur, meiinen kk glückliich zu machen.
*smirk*
*sieht auf und ihm in die augen*
NUN BISHER KLAPPT DAS GANZ GUT
oh viielen dank. iich geb miir auch gro22e mühe.
*küüst kk sacht auf den mund*
*wird leicht rot*
*erwidert dann aber, schließt die Augen*
*fasst mit den Händen sein Shirt
*schlingt einen Arm um seine Hüfte*
*hebt ihn so ein Bisschen höher*
*knabbert leicht an seiner Unterlippe*
*schlingt die Arme um seinen Hals*
*hält die Augen geschlossen*
*murrt leise als er höher gehoben wird*
*vertieft den Kuss*
*streicht mit der freien Hand leicht über kk's Rücken*
*seufzt leise und schmiegt sich an*
*zieht sich dichter an ihn heran*
*grinst leicht*
*flüstert gegen KKs Lippen*
bii2t du glückliich, kk?
*brummt leise und haut leicht gegen seine seite*
FRAG DAS NICHT NOCh...
*lacht leicht*
wollte nur 2iicher gehen.
*küsst KKs Mundwinkel, dann sein Ohr*
iich biin 2ehr glückliich.
*flüstert in sein Ohr*
*schmiegt das Gesicht an die Halsbeuge*
*schließt die Augen wieder*
*schaudetr leicht*
DAS WILL ICH AUCH FÜR DICH HOFFEN...
*grinst leicht*
*nutzt Telekinese um KK hoch in seine Arme zu heben*
*trägt ihn Bridal Style zum Bett*
*brummt*
DAS IST PEINLICH, SOLLUX!
*lacht*
2eii 2tiill, kk!
*legt ihn auf dem Bett ab und legt sich direkt daneben*
*streicht sanft durch KKs Haar*
*schmieg sich wieder an*
*legt eine Hand an seine Seite*
UND WENN ICH NICHT STILL SEIN WILL?
*smirk*
dann mu22 iich diich iirgendwiie zum 2chweiigen briingen.
*streicht mit der Hand wieder über seinen Rücken*
*fährt dann unter sein Shirt*
NUN ICH WILL SEHEN WIE DU DAS ANSTELLST.
*streichelt langsam über die Seite*
*drückt sich etwas mehr an, als er die Hand spürt*
you really talk two much, kk.
*küsst ihn erneut*
*streicht mit den Fingern seine Wirbelsäule hinauf*
*erwidert den Kuss*
*schaudert wieder leicht bei der Berührung*
*seufzt auf*
How do I live aka No seriously! stop it!
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how do iiii get through one night withooout youuu
Derp. ♥
<3<3<3 withouut youuu there'd be no sun in my skyyyy
stop it. That grin right now, is splitting my skull.
Baby I don't knowwww what I would do I'd be lost if I lost youuuu if you ever leeeeeeeeeave,
Baby you would take away everything real in my life
Egbert. I mean it. Stop it! >///<
And tell me nooooooow
How do I liiiiiiive without youuuuuu?
I want to knowwwwwwwww
How do I breeeeeeeathe without youuuuuuu?
If you ever goooooo
How do I ever, ever surviiiiiiiiive?
Gog dammit! Fuck you Egbert! ♥♥♥
*pounceglomp*
hehehe ♥♥♥ *snuggle*
Stop grinning, Egderp.
*mumbles*
*hides blushing face in your chest*
Noooo i wont ♥♥♥ -kraul-
Pfff. ♥
*snuggles*
If you ever tell Bro or Lalonde about this, I'll kill you.
*grins still blushing*
Don't worry ♥
*chuckles*
That's something between you and me
....yeah.
*looks up*
Wouldn't want it with anybody else, anyways.
Perfect
*chu*
...you're still a Derp, though.
*kiss*
I'm fine with that then
♥
...I love you, Derp. ♥
I love you too ♥
2ollux: fiind the kiitten
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:33< *jumps towards you up and down, up and down* Nepeta wants too play a game ! >w<
what game... uh ii mean... *he raii2e2 an eyebrow curiiou2ly and a2k2* what kiinda game?
:33< *giggl3s* Mayb3 hid3 and s33k ?
*2miirk2* hiide and 2eek, huh? 2ure why not. got nothiing better two do anyway2. *he 2hrug2*
:33< *smil3s happy* Ahhhw, thats gr3at ! *danc3s* So, do you want too s33k?
*2hove2 hii2 hand2 iinto hii2 pocket2* 2ure. ii'm better wiith 2eekiing than wiith hiidiing anyway2.
:33< D'aaaaw thats aw3som3 ! I'm good in hiding, y'know? >w<
yeah. ii thought 2o.
:33< Okay, than I'll hid3. Pl3as3 clos3 your 3y3s ! *smil3s and rans away*
okay. *clo2e2 hii2 eye2 and 2tart2 two count* 1... 2... 3... 4...
:33< L333333333T'S GOOOOOO!!!
...10. *open2 hii2 eye2* okay. let'2 2ee. ehehe. where could that kiitten be? *looks around*
:33< *giggl3s* You can s3arch th3r3 or th3r3! You won't find m3h ! *laughs*
*wander2 around 2earchiing* maybe behiind that rock? *liift2 the rock wiith hii2 p2iioniic2*
:33< T33h333333! fals3 way, fals3 way, buddy ! >w<
hm. not there. *drop2 the rock agaiin* maybe iin that 2u2piiciiou2 lookiing cave over there?
:33< Oh, furiend~ just search ! *shouts*
*hear'2 the 2ound of her voiice and follow2 iit* orrrr maybe iin that diirectiion.
:33< Purrrrpurrrr~ Mayb3? mayb3?
*walk2 around lookiing everywhere* kiitten, kiitten purr for me!
:33< *runs too a new place* Wrong dir3ction ! Purrpurr~!
*look2 behiind a bu2h* aha... or not. well... *lii2ten2 two the purr*
hmm... whoever could purr 2o 2weetly? *u2e2 p2iionii2 two liift you from the ground* iif only my favoriite kitten.
:33< T3h3 you've found m333h~ Purr~ *wav3s her arms up and down* You are the winn3r ! Purr!
ehehe. *2te2 you down 2oftly* ii told you ii'm good at 2earchiing.
:33< Yes, and you've said the truth, I'm glad! No on3 was 3v3r so good at s3arching lik3 you ! Nyaha !
ehehe. thank2 for the compliiment. ii triied my be2t. but you were quiite a hard nut two crack two.
Special: Das Eridan-Problem
Dieser Chat-Log ist etwas länger UND besteht aus zwei Teilen. Eine Unterhaltung zwischen Sollux und Tavros und eine Unterhaltung zwischen Sollux und Karkat. Diese unterhaltungen sind relativ parallel verlaufen.
Das Eridan-Problem - Teil 1
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the hero of my eveniing ii2 here!
hUH? wHO? wHERE?
...
dude, ii mean u!
oOOH, oKAY, tHANKS THEN, aNYTHING i CAN HELP U WITH?
ye2. dii2tract me. ever 2iince that eveniing, fii2hface ha2 gotten even more per2ii2tence. ii'm 2o very clo2e two ju2t down a gla22 of miind honey and get riid of that 2ucker.
i GUESS THAT MEANS, hE'S FAR AWAY FROM BEING THOUGHTFUL AN, wELL, tHANKING YOU FOR SAVING HIS LIFE BY, lIKE TAKING HIMSELF SORT OF ABACK
2omethiing liike that, ye2.
ii fear he triie2 to get iinto the flu2hed quadrant wiith me. iit'2 really freakiing me out. ii mean kii2me2i2 wa2 2tiil 2omewhat accaptable, but no way iin troll hell ii'll become hii2 mate2priit.
rEALLY? oH MY,, uH, wHAT GAVE HIM THAT CHANGE OF MIND? mH, bUT WHEN HE TRIES THAT, SHOULDN'T IT BE EASIER TO HOLD IM OF, oR SOMETING LIKE THAT?
ii gue22 iit'2 my fault gettiing all worriied about hiim, fu22iing over hiim, when he got 2tung by that bla2ted wa2p. yeah, well. iit'2 kiinda creepy. u know how he ii2. and now try two iimagiine how he triie2 hard two be niice two me. iit'2 unnerviing.
bUT IT WAS JUST NORMAL IN THAT SITUATION,,, i MEAN AFTER ALL IT WAS SERIOUS DANGER, uUUH, i JUST TRIED, aND FAILED, i GUESS SINCE i DO NOT KNOW HIM ANY LIKE THAT, bUT ISN'T 'NOT NICE' USUALLY EVEN UNNERVING,,,ER,, MORE UNNERVING i MEAN? bUT ON THE OTHER HAND i GUESS eRIDAN IS A SPECIAL CASE
dude, beliieve me. nothiing'2 more unnerviing then gettiing giiant sky whale2 dropped iinfront of ure hiive, a2 a token of hii2 appreciiatiion. ii mean, thhat thiing ii2 lyiing iinfront of my front door, effectiively lockiing me iin!
sHOOT,, tHATS KIND OF SCARY, i KNOW THERE ARE SOME BEASTS THAT TRY TO SHOW THEIR MATES HOW, uH YOU KNOW CAPABLE OF HUNTING THEY ARE, tO IMPRESS THEM, bUT UGH, hE COULD ALSO JUST TRY TO PREVENT YOU FROM RUNNING i FEAR
great. expect me two cry for help iin a very de2perate manner, the moment he 2how2 up here wiith a bucket.
oH,,, i DON'T REALLY WANT TO IMAGINE THAT, bUT, uHM, tOO LATE }": (
dO YOU THINK HE'D GO THIS FAR ALREADY?
we're talkiing about eriidan fuckiing empora. he'd u2e any chance two get iin a quadrant wiith 2omeone. and now that ii'm locked iin my own hiive ii have no way two avoiid hiim.
aND HE DOESN'T SEEM TO CARE IN WHAT QUADRANT,,, uHM, aNY IDEA HOW TO SOLVE THIS i MEAN, hE CAN'T GET NEAR YOU IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO, eRRR,, rIGHT?
nope. none what2oever. 2hiit ii'm 2iittiing here, 2cared liike 2hiit and that fii2hy fucker ii2 probably out2iide my hiive froliickiing around liike a love2iick giirl. the mere thought of iit, make2 me want two puke.
i, uH, i REALLY WOULD LIKE TO HELP YOU THERE, bUT i DON'T KNOW HOW i COULD DO ANYTHING TO THAT MATTER,,
waiit a 2ec. there'2 2ome noii2e out there. gtg check on iit. not that fii2hface 2tartred another one man war agaiin2t aggre22iive iin2ect2....
oOKAY,, bE CAREFUL PLEASE
oh gog. 2omeone plea2e 2ave me!
that crazy a22hole brought a ladder!
uH, uH, kEEP THE WINDOW CLOSED?!
ii locked iit. now he'2 knockiing at the wiindow liike a creepy stalker... oh gog, 2omeone help me!
2hiit. ii'm hhaviing iit. ii never though, ii would ever 2teep 2o low, but... ii gonna wriite kk. maybe he know2 how two get riid of fii2hface.
yEAH MAYBE, i THINK HE HAS MORE EXPERIENCE IN THESE THINGS, aS WELL AS IN DEALING WITH ERIDAN AT ALL
yeah. let'2 hope he can help me... ii fear, iif ii waiit any longer eriidan miight try two break iin.
thank gog, kk ii2 onliine.
i, i REALLY WOULD COME TO HELP YOU, bUT i WOULDN'T BE MUCH OF ANY HELP AT ALL PROBABLY,, aND UHM, yEAH, hOW STABLE ARE YOUR WINDOWS IN CASE HE WANTS TO BREAK IN?
tHAT'S GOOD, i HOPE HE HAS ANY GOOD IDEAS FOR YOU
well they at lea2t are able two wiith2tand eriidan'2 con2tant knockiing for now. ugh. he 2aw me lookiing. no he'2 griinniing liike a crazy axt murderer. ii never thought, that ii'd be 2o 2cared ever...
great. now kk triie2 two tell me, that eriidan ii2 a cute loviing kiitten....
eXCUSE ME? bUT,, uH, sERIOUSLY?
yeah, no 2hiit. ii thiink he'2 makiing fun of me.
eITHER THAT, oR SOMETHINGS REALLY WRONG WITH HIM RIGHT NOW, i MEAN TO REALLY THINK SO JUST DOESN'T SOUND LIKE HIM
oh gog. hopefully not. eriidan makiing a 180 degree turn ii2 one thiing, but iif kk 2napped two, ii miight not be able two cope wiith iit.
ii get the feeliing kk doe2n't really grab the 2eriiou2ne22 of thii2 2iituatiion...
uHM, dID YOU EXPLAIN THE WHOLE THING TO HIM? i MEAN INCLUDING THE STING-THING AND ALL THAT COULD HAVE LEAD TO THIS
ii told hiim that ii acciidantly 2aved hii2 2orry liife and that he now locked me iin my hiive wiith a giiant whale corp2e. ye2 tav. ii explaiined the whole embara22iing 2iituatiion. annd all that kk 2ugge22t2 ii2 two dump that fii2hface-maniiac out2iide my wiindow. a2 iif eriidan would ever take that from me.
hE DIDN'T TAKE A NO WHEN HE WANTED YOU TO BECOME HIS KISMESIS SO HE NOW WILL PROBABLY TAKE IT EVEN LESS, bUT NOT TELLIN KARKAT WOULD HAVE BEEN EVEN WEIRDER WHE YOU, uH HAVE LIKE LITERALLY A LOVESTRUCK ERIDAN HANGING FROM YOUR WINDOW, i GUESS,,, iT WOULD'VE BEEN AWKWARD TO EXPLAIN ANYWAY,,, sINCE YOU JUST CANT, uHM SIMPLY SHOVE HIS LADDER AWAY TO KEEP HIM AWAY
well, iit 2eem2 he'2 thiinkiing about a plan two get me out of here. kk ii2 a reliiable friiend after all.
oh gog.
ii can't beliieve iit.
where the hell diid eriidan get these!?
gET WHAT? wHATS GOING ON SOL?
he'2 2iittiing there... on my wiindow 2wiill and he'2 2trummiing a fuckiing guiitar!
lOOKS LIKE HE'S GETTING, uHM, sEIROUS,,, wELL HE GOT A SMOKING DEVICE TO KILL WASPS WITH, sO i GUESS, uH A GUITAR WON'T HAVE BEEN THAT MUCH OF A PROBLEM BUT, uHM,, tO GET BACK ON THE REAL SUBJECT, tELLING HIM TO GO DOESN'T HELP, pROBABLY, wHAT IF YOU SORT OF, uHM PROMISE HIM TO, wELL, i DON'T KNOW, tALK TO HIM ABOUT THE MATTER ANOTHER TIME, aNOTHER PLAYE MAYBE IF HE LEAVES YOU ALONE,,, uH, mAYBE, tO BUY SOME TIME,,,
that 2ound2 liike the be2t adviice, ii got toniight. kk ju2t told me 2omethiing 2iimiilar. ii'll try both.
i HOPE SOMETHING OF THOSE WORK, rEALLY
thank gog, he left already. now ii have two thiink how two deall wiith the other problem2.
lIKE THE ONE HIM WANTING YOU IN HIS RED QUADRANT NOW, i MEAN IN GENERAL?
well rather liike, 2tiill haviing a fuckiing whale corp2e iinfront of my hiive. that thiing ii2 huge and wiith the miigraiine eriidan'2 love 2ong iinduced ii don't tru2t my p2iioniic2 two liift that bla2ted corp2e.
and... well... the 2econd thiing ii2....
eriidan diidn't leave before ii promii2ed hiim a date next 2aturday.
uH OH YEAH,, wELL,,, tHAT SOUNDS TOUGH, bUT THERES AT LEAST NOW, wELL, tIME TO THINK OF A PLAN,,?
uHM AS FOR THE WHALE, dO YOU KNOW IF THERE ARE ANY WILD ANIMALS OR SOMETHING LIVING NEAR YOUR HIVE? i mEAN, uH, tHAT WHALE IS STILL SOMETHING SOME OF THEM COULD EAT, i GUESS, mOST OF IT ANYWAY, sO YOU WOULD GET RID OF IT WITHOUT HAVING TO LIFT THE WHOLE THING,,
yeah well, ii dunno. there'2 a fore2t nearby. wiild aniimal2 do liive iin fore2t2 riight? 2orry ii'm not the aniimal expert. iit'2 enough for me two know about bee2. but ii can thiink about thii2 tomorrow. eriidan left hii2 ladder and kk wa2 niice enough, two iinviite me over. the whale 2tart2 two 2tiink after all.
yEA i THINK A FOREST WILL DO, mAYBE i CAN TRY TO DO SOMETHING, aBOUT THE WHALE THING i MEAN, i, uH CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING BUT WE'LL SEE, uHM YEAH, iT'S PROBABLY THE BEST SOLUTION IF YOU CAN STAY OVERNIGHT SOMEWHERE ELSE
heh, riight, you can talk wiith bea2t2. ii alway2 forget that. iit would be cool iif you could do 2omethiing about the corp2e, toniight. ii mean byclop2 ii2 2till 2leepiing but ii 2tiill remember how he reacted two the wa2p2 corp2e2 all around.
well anywa2.
gtg
ii don't want two waiit for eriidan two change hii2 miind or 2omethiing.
yES YOU'RE RIGHT, cOULD ALWAYS HAPPEN i GUESS, bETTER YOU GET GOING, i'LL SEE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE WHALE AND MAYBE IT'S GONE WHEN YOU'RE BACK, vERY LIKELY, uH i THINK
oK, sEE YOU THEN SOL
yeah. thank2, tav. you're awe2ome. wii2h you a good niight then.
Das Eridan-Problem - Teil 2
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hey kk. do you have a miinute?
plea2e be there.
plea2e be there, gog dammiit.
WHAT IS IT?
oh great. the great leader fiinally ha2 2ome tiime two 2pare for hii2 humble friiend.
lii2ten. ii've got a liittle problem over here and ii hoped, you could help me, or at lea2t giive me 2ome adviice.
OKAY WE WILL SEE WHAT THE GREAT AND ALLMIGHTY KARKAT CAN DO
you 2ee, it'2 actually a liittle embara22iing. iit'2 about eriidan. ii kiind of happened two 2ave hii2 2orry liife a few day2 ago and now he'2 hell bend on gettiing flu2hed wiith me. iit'2 fuckiing creepy. he dropped a giiant dead sky whale at my front door and triie2 to cliimb through my wiindow at the very moment.
MAYBE HE IS LIKE A CAT. A FISHY CAT. TRYING TO SHOW THAT HE LOVES YOU WITH BRINGING YOU HIS PREY TO SHARE IT WITH YOU.
that'2 all niice and 2tuff. but he effectiively locked me iin my hiive through thii2. and riight now he'2 2tandiing on a ladder, knockiing at my wiindow and griiniing liike 2hiit. two be hone2t, ii miight be a liittle 2cared over here.
HEY WHAT CAN HE DO. STARE YOU TO DEATH?
break iinto my wiindow?
AND THEN? HUG YOU TO DEATH? DO IT LIKE ALL THE OTHER TROLLS BEFORE AND DUMB HIM.
that'2 what ii triied. days ago, when he triied two make me hii2 kii2me2ii2. whiich ultiimately re2ulted iin me 2aviing hii2 liife and now, he 2uddenly triie2 two get flu2hed wiith me. there'2 only 2o much fii2hface-maniiac ii can handle, kk.
OH GOG. OKAY SOLLUX. HOW CAN WE GET YOU OUT OF THERE. IF YOU CAN HOLD OUT SOME TIME MORE HE WILL GET HUNGRY AND LEAVE?
yeah. that miight actually work. there'2 ju2t one liittle problem wiith that... ii miight get hungry two. and the only 2tuff iive got here ii2 2ome half empty bottle of fagyo and the miind honey and dude ii'm 2o clo2e ju2t downiing that bla2ted honey and get over wiith iit.
OH OKAY. DONT TRY THE MIND HONEY. BUT HOW CAN WE GET ERIDAN AWAY FROM YOU. ALREADY ASKED YOUR BEES TO TAKE CARE OF HIM?
uh... you 2ee the thiing ii2... when ii 2aved eriidan'2 life, he got 2tung by a wa2p and happened two be allergiic agaiin2t the 2tiing. ii don't really want two fiind out iif he'2 allergiic agaiin2t bee 2tiing2 two.
oh gog.
kk, ju2t
ju2t do 2omethiing.
he got hiim2elf a fuckiing guiitar!
DO YOU HAVE ANY POSSIBILITY TO MAKE A RECORD OF THAT?
what!? are you fuckiing 2eriiou2, kk? ii'm 2cared 2hiit here and you want a bla2ted record?
WHY NOT? OKAY OKAY. AND YOU REALLY DONT WANT TO USE YOUR BEES? OR WHAT IS ABOUT OPENING THE WINDOW AND PUSHING HIM OFF HIS LADDER?
kk, ii'm not 2ure iif ii could kiill hiim riight now. ii mean 2ure he ii2 a fii2hy a22hole and annoyiing a2 fuck. but, damn, ii'd feel far more liike an a22hole iif ii kiill a love2truck troll, ju2t becau2e hii2 love advance2 are creepiing the 2hiit out of me. ii ju2t want hiim two leave me the fuck alone and 2top thii2 creepy mate2priit-2tuff.
MAYBE HE WILL LEAVE IF YOU SAY THAT HE CAN GET YOUR LOVE WHEN HE GOES NOW, TAKES HIS WHALE WITH HIM AND WAITS FOR YOU IN HIS GHOST SHIP?
that miight actually work. ii'll go and try that...
GOOD OKAY DO THAT
thank you, kk. he really left. now ii only have two deal wiith two miinor problem2.
[01:38:25] carcinoGeneticist [Nuschka]: AND THESE ARE?
fiir2t: eriidan left hii2 whale infront of my door.
and 2econd: he diid not leave before ii promii2ed hiim, two go on a date next 2aturday. and ii don't thiink he wiill forget that promii2e.
CANT YOU USE YOUR STRANGE POWERS TO GET RID OF THE WHALE?
WELL THEN YOU MUST ACT SICK ON SATURDAY.
ii gue22. but that wiill have two waiit tiill tomorrow at lea2t. that whale ii2 fuckiing huge and ii don't tru2t my power2 whiile haviing a miigraiine the range of a natural de2a2ter.
DID HE LEAVE HIS LADDER? YOU COULD CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW THEN
waiit. let me 2ee. ah. thank gog. he left iit. do you miind iif ii come over for the niight? the whale 2tart2 two... 2mell.
NO I DONT. JUST TAKE CARE THAT ERIDAN WONT FOLLOW YOU.
thank2, kk. iit'2 great two have friiend liike you.