Alice and Cheshire~
Autor: -Cheshire-
Alice: Now where in the world do you suppose that...
Cheshire Cat: Uh... loose something?
Alice: Oh! Hehe, Oh uhhh... hehe... I- I was... no, no, I- I- I- I mean, I uhh... I was just wondering...
Cheshire Cat: Oh uhh, that's quite all right! Oh, hrmm, one moment please... Oh! Second chorus... 'Twas brilllig, and the slithy toves, did gyre and gimble in the wabe...
Alice: Why, why you're a cat!
Cheshire Cat: A Cheshire Cat. All mimsy were the borogoves...
Alice: Oh, wait! Don't go, please!
Cheshire Cat: Very well. Third chorus...
Alice: Oh no no no... thank you, but- but I just wanted to ask you which way I ought to go.
Cheshire Cat: Well, that depends on where you want to get to.
Alice: Oh, it really doesn't matter, as long as I g...
Cheshire Cat: Then it really doesn't matter which way you go! Ah-hmm... and the momeraths outgrabe... Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know, he went that way.
Alice: Who did?
Cheshire Cat: The white rabbit.
Alice: He did?
Cheshire Cat: He did what?
Alice: Went that way?
Cheshire Cat: Who did?
Alice: The white rabbit!
Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?
Alice: But didn't you just say... I mean... oh dear!
Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?
Alice: Oh!
Cheshire Cat: However, if I were looking for a white rabbit, I'd ask the Mad Hatter.
Alice: The Mad Hatter? Uh... no, no, I don't- I don't...
Cheshire Cat: Or, there's the March Hare. In that direction.
Alice: Oh, thank you. I- I think I shall visit him.
Cheshire Cat: Of course, he's mad too.
Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people!
Cheshire Cat: Oh, you can't help that. Almost everyone is mad here. Ha... ha ha ha ha ha! You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.... hahaha... and the momeraths outgrabe...
Alice: Goodness. If the people here are like that, I- I must try not to upset them. How very curious!
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