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Top Ten Trivia about
Sawada Tsunayoshi
- Sawada Tsunayoshi was declared extinct in 1902!
- The most dangerous form of Sawada Tsunayoshi is the bicycle!
- Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Sawada Tsunayoshi.
- It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Sawada Tsunayoshi!
- Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Sawada Tsunayoshi.
- Banging your head against Sawada Tsunayoshi uses 150 calories an hour.
- If you break Sawada Tsunayoshi, you will get seven years of bad luck.
- Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Sawada Tsunayoshi supply!
- The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Sawada Tsunayoshi would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
- Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Sawada Tsunayoshi fighting underground.
ROPFLOL XD
Gokudera Hayato
- Gokudera Hayato is actually a mammal, not a fish.
- You should always open Gokudera Hayato at least an hour before drinking him.
- Every day in the UK, four people die putting Gokudera Hayato on.
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Gokudera Hayato.
- It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Gokudera Hayato.
- Gokudera Hayato is 984 feet tall!
- Banging your head against Gokudera Hayato uses 150 calories an hour.
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Gokudera Hayato!
- The fingerprints of Gokudera Hayato are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
- The first domain name ever registered was Gokudera Hayato.com!
ROPFLOL² XD
Superbi Squalo
- Superbi Squalo is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Superbi Squalo!
- Superbi Squalo will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
- About one tenth of Superbi Squalo is permanently covered in ice.
- Superbi Squalo will often glow under UV light!
- Superbi Squalo was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
- It took Superbi Squalo 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
- Superbi Squalo can be seen from space. -> More like can be heard XXD
- The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Superbi Squalo at least three times a week!
- While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Superbi Squalo!
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Superbi Squalo.
*lachflash*wegroll*
Hibari Kyouya
- There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Hibari Kyouya orbiting the Earth.
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Hibari Kyouya.
- In 1982 Time Magazine named Hibari Kyouya its 'Man of the Year'!
- Hibari Kyouya is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- Lightning strikes Hibari Kyouya over seven times every hour.
- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Hibari Kyouya.
- Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Hibari Kyouya.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Hibari Kyouya is two minutes.
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Hibari Kyouya and water.
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Hibari Kyouya!
*lachflash extrem*die sonne anbeten geht XD